March 2012
Not being able to pull off a prank because you're...
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Everyone is saying I should forget about you, but I can’t. It’s too hard to forget.
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My blazers+shuffling=a decent , but screechy shuffle.
February 2012
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
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When I close up shop I like to take a bite out of some of the donuts before throwing em away to see what they taste like.
And sometimes I get chocolate or sugar all over my face and I don’t even notice it.
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hect0rsanchez:
I have this crazy idea for a talent show skit.
“Dude, where’s my Reggaeton?”
I’ll be searching(dancing) for my Reggaeton music.
I’ll be doing the Cat Daddy, Bernie, Dougie, Shuffle, jerk, thizzle dance, bachata(not in that order) on my quest to find out where my reggaeton is.
Finally I stumble upon my reggaeton and start dancing it in celebration of finally finding my...
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Anonymously message me exactly what type of person...
graceful-octopus:
Please omg I want to know
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Fuck you.
fiftiesonmytitties:
Fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou.
Fuck you.
